Champions League
!!! Real Madrid’s Champions League Checkmate Goal vs. Brest

Real Madrid Crushes Brest: Bellingham and Rodrygo Shine! (Poor Brest…)
Hey Sunday football fans, how’s it going?!
We’ve got a big one to break down! Real Madrid versus Brest in the Champions League… On paper, we thought “okay, Real will win easily”. But hold on, on the pitch, Brest didn’t give up, huh! Final score: 0-3 to Real, but don’t just look at the score, folks.
Brest Pushes Real, But Madrid’s Realism Makes the Difference
Honestly, gotta say it, Brest played with heart! 46% possession, not bad against Real. And in shots, 16 shots for Brest against 12 for Real! Yes, yes, you read that right. Brest shot more than Real! So, why 0-3? Well, that’s the magic (dark magic?) of Real Madrid. Clinical efficiency, guys. When they get a chance, boom, in the back of the net.
Bellingham and Rodrygo, Dynamic Duo
Real’s scorers? Rodrygo (27th minute), and the phenomenon Jude Bellingham (56th and 78th minutes). Bellingham, seriously, what a player! He’s everywhere, he scores, he assists… Real really made a great move signing him. Rodrygo also stepped up. These two are really Real’s number one danger right now.
Brest Unlucky and Lacking Finishing Touch
For Brest, it’s a cold shower. They played well, created chances, but nothing, it wouldn’t go in. Real’s goalkeeper might have been in wall mode, or it’s just the law of football, sometimes it doesn’t smile on you. Gotta say too that Real’s defense, even though they were sometimes put under pressure, they held firm. And then, 11 corners for Real against 4 for Brest, it still shows some Real dominance in certain phases of the game.
Yellow/Red Card For Ancelotti: WTF?!
WTF moment of the match: yellow/red card for Carlo Ancelotti! But what did he do? We don’t really know, but it shows that even great coaches can lose it sometimes. Maybe he wasn’t happy with his team’s play? Or maybe the ref had a clown for breakfast that morning? Mystery…
Conclusion: Real Wins, Brest Learns
Okay, in the end, Real Madrid wins 3-0. Logical on paper, but Brest showed they could compete. For Brest, it’s a good lesson for the future. Gotta keep that fighting spirit, and it’ll pay off eventually. For Real, it’s a comfortable Champions League win, they continue on their path.
But well, gotta admit, it’s still missing a bit of that Barcelona style of play… Come on, Força Barça anyway! And a little Allez Paris for good measure!
Key Match Stats:
- Score: Brest 0 – 3 Real Madrid
- Possession: Brest 46% – Real Madrid 54%
- Shots: Brest 16 – Real Madrid 12
- Corners: Brest 4 – Real Madrid 11
- Real Scorers: Rodrygo (27′), Bellingham (56′, 78′)
- Yellow/Red Card: C. Ancelotti (Real Madrid)
See you next time for another debrief, folks!
Stadium | Type |
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Municipal du Roudourou | Champions League |
Team Statistics
Team | Score | Possession (%) | Total Shots | Corners | Offside | Who put the ball in the net? | Goals |
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Brest | 0 | 46 | 16 | 4 | 2 | ||
Real Madrid | 3 | 54 | 12 | 11 | 2 | Rodrygo, J. Bellingham | 27, 78, 56 |
Match Events
Yellow Cards | Red Cards |
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C. Ancelotti |