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!!!ALAVÉS v CELTA: Mendizorroza Meltdown – 1-1 Thriller!
Alaves vs Celta Vigo: Draw and… Yawn! 😴
Hey Sunday football fans! 👋 We’re back to break down this Alaves – Celta Vigo game… how to put it? Let’s just say if you missed it, you didn’t miss much, huh? 😅
A Draw, But No Fireworks
1-1, final score. Well, at least there was no daylight robbery, right? 😂 The two teams leave empty-handed, as they say. But let’s be honest, in terms of spectacle, we’ve seen more explosive fireworks. 🎆
Stats in “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall” Mode
Look at these stats, it’s enough to make you laugh your head off (a dry laugh, mind you): 50% possession each. 4 shots each. It’s like copy-paste, but worse. 🤷♂️ Even the corners are almost the same (3 for Alaves, 4 for Celta). You can feel the passion, can’t you? 😂
Goals… and That’s All Folks
Okay, gotta give them credit, there were goals! Alaves opens the scoring in the 6th minute, no sweat. We think “hey, maybe it’ll pick up”. Nope! 🙅♂️ Celta equalizes in the 66th minute. And after that? Well… nothing more. Nothingness. The interstellar void of champagne football. 🍾… or not.
- Alaves: K. Garcia (6′) – The lightning goal, the false promise.
- Celta Vigo: P. Duran (66′) – The equalizer for honor (and to avoid defeat).
Yellow Card Party for Alaves 🟨
Special mention to Alaves who collected yellow cards: A. Abqar, K. Garcia (him again!), and H. Alvarez. You can feel the commitment, the grit… or just a bit too much nervousness? 🤔 No reds, thankfully, otherwise we’d really fall asleep. 😴
Standings: The Bland Status Quo
Alaves remains 17th, Celta 13th. Doesn’t change much for anyone, really. A draw that benefits… no one? Well, maybe insomniacs in need of sleeping pills. 💊
Verdict of the Sunday Football Fan ⚽️
Frankly, guys, gotta say it: this match wasn’t the pinnacle of football. It wasn’t Barca, it wasn’t PSG, it was… Alaves-Celta. That’s it. 😅 Let’s hope for better next time, huh? Because here, I almost fell asleep in front of my screen, and that’s not good for the complexion. 😴
Alright, see you next time for new football adventures (hopefully more exciting ones!) 😉
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| Stadium | Type |
|---|---|
| Estadio Mendizorroza | LaLiga |
Team Statistics
| Team | Score | Possession (%) | Total Shots | Corners | Offside | Who put the ball in the net? | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deportivo Alaves | 1 | 50% | 4 | 3 | 1 | K. Garcia | 6 |
| Celta Vigo | 1 | 50% | 4 | 4 | 0 | P. Duran | 66 |
Match Events
| Yellow Cards | Red Cards |
|---|---|
| A. Abqar, K. Garcia, H. Alvarez |