Super Cup
Real Madrid Dominates Mallorca in Super Cup
Real Madrid Crushes Mallorca: Analysis of a One-Sided Match!
Hey football fanatics! Your favorite Sunday blogger is back, and today we’re dissecting a match that sparked (well, mostly for one team): Real Madrid versus Mallorca in the Super Cup. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
A Madrid Juggernaut
The score speaks for itself: 3-0 for Real. No suspense, no comeback, just total domination. It seems like Mallorca forgot their cleats at home. With 65% ball possession, Real literally confiscated the leather. It almost felt like a training session, but with goals on the line.
The Painful Numbers
- Possession: 65% for Real, 35% for Mallorca. It’s like a handball match, but with feet.
- Shots: 28 for Real, 8 for Mallorca. Mallorca’s goalkeeper must have felt like a punching bag.
- Corners: 6 for Real, 1 for Mallorca. They must have gotten the wrong field, poor guys.
- Offsides: 0 for Real, 1 for Mallorca. Even in attack, they were offside, that’s how bad it was!
The Goal Scorers of the Day
We salute the performance of J. Bellingham, who opened the scoring, followed by an own goal from M. Valjent (oops!) and finally, Rodrygo who hammered the final nail. It seems like Real made a pact with the devil to make all their shots end up in the back of the net. The goal minutes? 63′, 90’+3′ and 90’+5′. Real likes to make the pleasure last, it seems.
Mallorca, the Scapegoat
Mallorca, on the other hand, failed to find the crack. Zero goals, zero clear chances, zero inspiration. It seems like they forgot how to play football. With only 8 shots and 1 corner, they looked more like spectators than actors in the match. Their ranking (15th) is not a surprise, given their performance.
The Style of Play: Where is the Tiki-Taka?
Okay, let’s be honest, this match had nothing of the Barcelona-style game that I love so much. Real was effective, sure, but where is the magic, the polished passing game? It seems like they relied on brute force rather than finesse. But hey, when it goes in, we’re not going to complain.
Conclusion: Real in Juggernaut Mode
In summary, Real Madrid outclassed Mallorca from start to finish. A one-sided match, without suspense, where Real showed their firepower. Mallorca, for their part, will have to rethink things and work hard to hope for better. In the meantime, we console ourselves by saying that Barça and PSG are much more stylish on the field. Come on, until next time for new football adventures!
| Stadium | Type |
|---|---|
| King Abdullah Sports City | Super Cup |
Team Statistics
| Team | Score | Possession (%) | Total Shots | Corners | Offside | Who put the ball in the net? | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| REAL MADRID | 3 | 65% | 28 | 6 | 0 | J. Bellingham, M. Valjent (og), Rodrygo | 63′, 90′ + 3′, 90′ + 5′ |
| MALLORCA | 0 | 35% | 8 | 1 | 1 |
Match Events
| Yellow Cards | Red Cards |
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